[The sounds of fighting and perhaps something being squelshed]

So we have fucking monsters running around now? Awesome. Try not to get flattened or bitten, people.

[More sounds of fighting and profanity]

[A squelching, squishy blast, as if a person has just been shredded and exploded blood everywhere]

Aaaaah-!

What the fuck-

Captain...you...did this before...?